Simply Turn on the Light

thetheatregal:

dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
this is where I found it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
original source thanks to a lovely individual

FINALLY IT IS EXPLAINED! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

thetheatregal:

dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it

this is where I found it

but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery

original source thanks to a lovely individual

FINALLY IT IS EXPLAINED! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

(via professorsparklepants)

clirtyclan:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Book a date to eat girls

Book a date to eat girls

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

NUMBER 4 THOUGH!  Lindsay Doe of Sexplanations of Youtube has a very nice way of explaining how to answer sexual questions children have.  She started with a clear but non detailed explanation and then asks the child if they want to know more.  She doesn’t shame them for the question or judge the behaviors the answers include.  Curiosity in children is perfectly natural and denying them information doesn’t somehow maintain innocence, it just creates more confusion and shame and reduces the likely hood that they will come to you with questions again, completely eliminating that healthy dialogue.  

(via thevoicewithoutaface)

I don’t understand why me telling someone that I don’t want to sleep with them immediately becomes debate about my state of mind.  I get psychoanalyzed about why I’m saying no and what is “a hold up” for me or whatever they choose to call it.  And the best part is that they genuinely believe what they’re saying when they go ‘oh no, I’m not trying to convince you to do anything you don’t want to do, I just want you to understand.’  This has happened to me several times in the past few months and I just think it’s bull shit.  The proper answer to me saying blatantly that I’m protective of myself and guarded and therefore take things slowly is to back off and just be a human, not show me why that’s wrong and continually tell me that “It’s good to be vulnerable!”  You know why you say that?  Because it excuses you from all responsibility when I get hurt.  ”Vulnerability is part of life.”  And you’ll be part of death if you say that to me again.  I tried vulnerable.  Fuck that.  Vulnerable is a lot of things, the kind you mean just involves you getting laid instead of actually being open emotionally or something of that sense. (disclaimer: you is used in the plural sense.  this rant is an accumulation of several situations.)

so I had to go to the hospital one night a few weeks ago and get medicine for an asthma attack and my dad just made an off hand comment about the bill to me and all i can think is like im sorry would you rather i died?!  like i understand it was expensive but its a last resort situation, i dont think he should be making me feel guilty for almost dying…. 

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

(Source: thiefandidigit)

Let's Just Get Weird Tonight, Tumblr.

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Kissed someone & regretted it

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I'm about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone's heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

does anyone want to talk?

gemiblu:

I’m pissing

(Source: vinegod, via acciosomething)